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Week Catorce: Frosty Mugs with Foamy Heads, Bo Talks Busts, and We Hit the Over on a Popular Internet Meme

For most of the fantasy football playing masses the regular season is in the rear view, which means you’re thinking playoffs… or boning up on DFS strategies. And who better to bone up with than Tres Amigos los Fiesta de Futbol Fantasia?

(Narrator: Come again? You know I don’t speak Spanish. In English, please.)

No can do, compadre, not in the week so critical Bono skipped ten numbers just to shout it. Your beloved Party-goers were in rare form as they delivered your weekly dose of immediate regrets (fantasy football versions), disseminated actionable information in the longest “Whatever” segment of the season, and shut down the party with 50/50 lineups so jaw-dropping that four out of five dentists surveyed recommended a big wad of Trident to hold your mandible back in place.

Plus, 2V played everyone’s favorite new Twitter game, “Things You Can Say on a Fantasy Football Podcast or During Sex” and did it with a vigor not seen since Dirk Diggler’s heyday; Magsh got so worked up he had to edit out bad language (listen for the “Great Odin’s Raven!” drop) and told everyone to have fun on the bye; and Bo went under the hood and dove deep to deliver this year’s All-Busts team, sadly and inexplicably excluding Saquon Barkley, Shakira, and Salma Hayek.

With more people in the room than one of Caligula’s typical throwdowns (thanks to Skip and Scott for coming out) the trio dug deep into its collective bag of tricks to reproduce the magic they’ve been putting out since even before they dropped their Pants. Uno, get a box. Dos, cut a hole in the box. Tres, put your listening device in the box. And catorce, enjoy the Week Catorce edition of the Fantasy Football Party podcast!

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