The fantasy football season thundered past the quarter pole, leaving preseason prognostications in the dust as fantasy teams across this great land thunder towards a championship season of historical proportions.
And that’s why the Fantasy Football Party is here, at JL Beers, every Wednesday evening: to arm you with the knowledge required to make every other squad in your league look like a collection of undrafted small school JV practice squaders.
To wit: the Week 5 rager of a Fantasy Football Party touched on last week’s missteps and how you the listener can avoid them; ingested copious amounts of news from the Channel Skor news desk and ran them through our collective fantasy livers to drop a refined and knowledgeable take on the flat surface of your choice; and constructed 50/50 lineups so glorious that future generations will build shrines to their fantasy greatness.
Yes, in less time than it takes to watch 60 minutes plus the first two segments of Murder She Wrote, 2V wrapped his gullet around a Big Boat before swallowing an Ol’ One Eye blonde (both beers, lest you think we’re working blue); Magsh attributed knee joints to both injured players and inanimate objects while reuniting with a Peaches and Cream (much to the dismay of Herb); and Bo did his level best to distance himself from everything associated with this particular podcast—but not his beloved Grain Belt Premium.
Narrator: He may be asking for a trade.
Ain’t no party like a Fantasy Football Party, especially when you’re laying it all on the table for Week 5. Prep your earholes, Tres Fantasia Futbol Fiesta Amigos are coming through and stretching the comfort level of everyone involved.
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